Brightburn Review

As another filmgoing summer draws to a close (looking at my summer preview post, it looks like Hobbs & Shaw – an absolutely ridiculous over-the-top action flick that I reviewed last week – was where I drew the line between summer and fall, at least cinematically speaking) I’m trying to raise my tally of dog-day blockbusters that I can claim to have seen, and Brightburn – a movie that I actually rented on Google Play, given that it came out in theaters way back in May – is my latest effort on that front.  My viewing of the suspense-horror film designed to put an interesting and antagonistic twist on a thinly veiled Superman character puts me at 9/19 on the summer – just a hair under fifty percent, and looking back at my list, it looks like a lot of the films on that list that I neglected to see (Aladdin, Lion King, Godzilla: King of the Monsters, Dark Phoenix, and Men in Black: International, to name a few) are ones that I’m glad to have missed.  As for the films on the list that I have seen, I’d rank Brightburn, which I’ll be discussing for the remainder of this post, fairly low among them, if not dead last.  They can’t all be winners.

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Me when I see that the machine that I want to use at the gym is taken.

The premise of Brightburn holds a lot of promise, and in the age of billion-dollar superhero bonanzas asks the possibly much more subdued question “what if Superman turned out to be a bad guy, or even just not that good a guy?”  What I think Brightburn does right – both in the sense of answering this question and in the sense of differing itself from, and perhaps even subverting, the comic-book genre – is keep the sets small and the stakes low.  Looking at its overall execution from this angle, I think what the film yearns to be more than a blockbuster is a more thoughtful study on the characters involved in answering such a question – the boy himself and his parents, mostly – with the horror-suspense elements coming from things taking a turn opposite that of the conventional “this extremely powerful being is here to help us” take.  The problem – well, the main problem; I’d say there are quite a few problems with Brightburn – is that the film then inexplicably favors turning on the blood faucets over addressing its own dramatic question with any subtlety, especially in the last twenty or so minutes.  I know that in a genre like this, subtlety is rare – and in fact, a lack of subtlety in the violence shown in the trailer is probably what drew people to Brightburn in the first place – but it’s something I certainly would have liked more than the final result, which at times employs a grade of CGI to achieve its body count that I feel is subpar.

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A tip for Mr. Breyer in the future – maybe don’t leave such a recognizable calling card at the scenes of your heinous crimes.

Throughout the course of Brandon Breyer’s possibly puberty-driven descent into evil, we find both moments that are genuine fun and moments that are funny when they aren’t supposed to be, eliciting guffaws out of me during sequences that were probably supposed to be quite serious, though this isn’t altogether uncommon of the horror genre in general in my case.  For lack of a better term, it’s the definition of a mixed bag, and that bag sadly also isn’t devoid of holes (plot holes, to be specific – this is especially true of the end, which I’ve already mentioned isn’t great).  I don’t think the problem is necessarily the writing – while it’s painfully light on characterization and occasionally features clunky exposition crammed into a few lines that’s probably more deserving of an entire scene, the dialogue is for the most part good, and the bones of the story are in the right places.  For that reason, it’s a bit challenging for me to diagnose what my exact issues with Brightburn are, but a quick look at Rotten Tomatoes shows that I’m not remotely alone in the feeling that the film’s promise winds up squandered – even the positive reviews that the film have gotten claim as much.  With that said, I know that in my case the quality of the performances was a contributing factor in nearly any lack of enjoyment that I experienced.

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This dream sequence near the middle of the movie was maybe the high point in terms of non-jump-scare horror.

As the cast of Brightburn goes, there are a few recognizable names – namely David “Roy From The Office” Denman, who by the way is a brick house of a man in this movie, and Elizabeth Banks, who both play the parents of the film’s central child-alien figure – but their performances could most aptly be described as unimpressive, and the obviously pivotal role of said child-alien Brandon Breyer is played by Jackson A. Dunn in a way that I wish was forgettable but is instead memorable for all the wrong reasons.  But Michael Rooker has a fun Alex Jones-y cameo at the end that’s probably borne entirely by his relationship with producer James Gunn, and also appearing briefly is Matt Jones, who some of you may (like me) know him as Badger from Breaking Bad, and who is featured in arguably the film’s most fun sequence, so it’s not all bad.  I’d say that Jones is one of the only actors in Brightburn who actually seems care about what he’s doing/making, and he makes the most of minimal screentime, right down to his final scene, which ends in an overly grisly demise.  Which, by the way, to any movie producers/writers/directors out there who for some reason read this digital rag: I think there are some situations in which the use of gore for dramatic effect and maybe even shock value is completely appropriate, but with that said, I don’t think there are any prospective Brightburn audience members who wanted to see a grown man’s jaw get essentially ripped off, and for that matter, I doubt they wanted to spend any time watching said man try frantically to keep the lower half of his face attached.  To that end, I also don’t think anyone wants to see a woman pull a piece of broken glass out of her own eyeball, but hey, it’s not like this is supposed to be a family film, and at the end of the day this is just one moderately squeamish guy’s opinion.

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David Denman preparing for his amazing performance in the incredible “sex talk” scene.  It might be worth watching Brightburn just to experience the weapons-grade awkwardness on display here.

When I look back on my viewing of Brightburn, I think what I feel most strongly is a sense of missed opportunity, given that it’s a well-intentioned film with a strong premise that has a reasonable amount of powerful names attached to it.  Due to the strong inkling of a sequel (or maybe even more than one, unless there’s grappling with DC for the rights to turn what are very obviously pastiches of their noble heroes into evildoers), I’m curious to see if future films in this vein won’t be largely undone by poor acting and occasional CGI choices that I’m willing to deem unforgivable.  In the meantime, what I have to report about this potential franchise-starter – and every studio is after franchise-starting IP these days instead of higher-quality standalones, sadly – is that it’s still a reasonable amount of horror-driven fun in spite of its clear execution flaws.  A similar, albeit now-aging film that’s created with a similar intent is pre-Fantastic Four Josh Trank‘s Chronicle (2012), and I’d certainly recommend that over this, provided you can stomach a found-footage format.

The TWC Summer Movie Preview

Alas, Tuesdays with Cory readers, the summer movie season is nearly upon us.  Sure, you could say that spring isn’t even really here yet, and based on the temperature where you are, there’s a good chance you’d be right.  With that said, I didn’t really watch anything new in the past week, and Endgame (arguably and ironically the starting point for 2019’s summer movie blowout) drops in only 3 and a half weeks, so let’s get on with it.

Avengers: Endgame (April 26th) – Getting this one out of the way first, both because it’s on the early end of the summer slate and because I don’t think I need to say much more than I’ve already said here.  At this point, you’ll probably see Endgame whether you want to or not.  Check out this sneak peek that just dropped on Marvel’s channel today!

Long Shot (May 3rd) – This looks both potentially funny and potentially really cute, but it could also wind up being neither of those things, which is why it’s sitting so low on this list.  Getting us the audience to buy a romance between Charlize Theron and Seth Rogen is a tall order for whoever wrote this film, but it has a capable director in Jonathan Levine, who has worked with Rogen a few times before with moderate success (50/50, The Night Before).

Detective Pikachu (May 10th) – As maybe the only 90s kid on Earth who wasn’t into Pokemon, this doesn’t particularly rustle my giblets, but it’s going to be a big deal no matter how you slice it, and will more than likely birth a multi-billion dollar franchise.  That Ryan Reynolds is so hot right now.

Tolkien (May 10th) – Nicholas Hoult stars in this biopic that aims to shed light on the life of the author responsible for The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings, both box office legends of franchises in their own right.  As a huge LOTR fan, I’m excited for this one.

John Wick: Chapter Three – Parabellum (May 17th) – In terms of franchises that I feel that are up my alley and that I’ve missed out on, John Wick is high on the list, and the trailer for Chapter Three paints a picture that’s as full of high-octane action as ever.  Swordfights on motorcycles, dark-roomed gunfights, and Keanu Reeves in all his wooden-acting glory riding on horseback, all scored inexplicably by Andy Williams?  Wow.

Aladdin (May 24th) – While the first trailer, featuring a Will Smith genie that was best put by a Twitter user as “being what we see when we have sleep paralysis,” certainly underwhelmed in more ways than one, the follow-up trailer appears to be a step in the right direction, making it clear that Smith’s pivotal genie isn’t going to be an uncanny valley CGI creation throughout.  One thing is for sure based on that latter trailer: this movie is going to feature a LOT of parkour.

Brightburn (May 24th) – Brightburn is a film that appears to answer the question “what if Superman wound up being a bad guy?”  That’s certainly thought-provoking in its own right, and lends a cool horror aesthetic to the otherwise stale superhero genre, but I’m not totally sure that I’m buying this one as an instant success.  Maybe I just can’t trust Roy?

Booksmart (May 24th) – This indie flick is a clear attempt at capturing some of the greatness of Lady Bird, and that facsimile is perhaps most prominent in the casting of Beanie Feldstein (herself playing a supporting role in Lady Bird) as one of this film’s two protagonists.  As unoriginal as it may seem on paper, Booksmart has a pretty endearing trailer, not to mention some funny-looking cameos by Lisa Kudrow and Will Forte, but I’m not sure it’ll garner the awards consideration that Lady Bird did without the inspired direction and writing of Greta Gerwig (sorry Olivia Wilde, but you’re an unproven quantity at this point as far as directing is concerned).  If anything, it’ll fit the bill as more of a hipster Superbad.

Godzilla: King of the Monsters (May 31st) – I don’t really know what to say about this one, given that I’m not really up on the Godzilla mythos.  Is he a good guy?  Is he a bad guy?  Is he sometimes a good guy and sometimes a bad guy?  If I show up for this one, it’ll be purely to see how Eleven and Coach Eric Taylor do.

Rocketman (May 31st) – This year’s attempt at Bohemian Rhapsody-like awards fame may fall short – not because of any lack of interesting elements in Elton John’s life or origin story, but because Taron Egerton‘s singing (which appears to not be dubbed in any way) may prove to be a liability, at least based on what the trailer shows us.  Might want to stick to the Kingsman franchise, guy.

Dark Phoenix (June 7th) – Having seen Apocalypse back in 2016 when it dropped, I can report that Dark Phoenix really doesn’t have all that tough an act to follow, and at the very least it’s promising both telekinetic action in abundance and answers to some of the questions posed in the other films in the X-Men franchise that lie on the alternate timeline we’re currently traversing.

Men in Black: International (June 14th) – While the trailer for this one lays things out pretty predictably (I mean, is it even possible at this point that Liam Neeson’s character is not the secret villain?), this one looks fun, and reunites Tessa Thompson and Chris Hemsworth post-Ragnarok.  I’ll admit that I’m still mourning the death of the rumored Jump Street-MIB mashup (first reported during the Sony hack), but I’m on board for this.

Toy Story 4 (June 21st) – Buzz and Woody are back, and this time, they’re seen playing with a fully remastered Andy.  What sort of derring-do and mishaps will our heroes get themselves into this time?  It’s not quite clear yet, but what we do know is that an outdoor carnival and an antique shop provide a few settings plentiful with story options.

Child’s Play (June 21st) – Chucky fans rejoice!  The plaything-turned-killer is back, this time being voiced (as recently reported) by Mark Hamill, the man you all probably know as Luke Skywalker, but who also has a number of impressive credits as a voice actor, including but not limited to multiple turns as the ultra-menacing Joker of Batman fame.  Hamill will be lending his vocals to the iconic horror character as he apparently terrorizes Aubrey Plaza.

Yesterday (June 28th) – This movie boasts a strong pedigree behind the camera, as it’s directed by Danny Boyle and produced by the same group responsible for Love Actually (one of my guilty-pleasure romcoms around the holidays, and I suspect a classic in some sense).  It also has an interesting premise that holds a lot of comedic potential, along with huge potential to provide a lot of performances of familiar songs we all know and love, perhaps with a unique twist or two.

Spider-Man: Far From Home (July 5th) – Inasmuch as I’ve bitched and moaned recently about how Marvel movies are getting tiresome and repetitive, Spider-Man is a hard protagonist for me to resist (I miss you, Tobey), and better yet, Jake Gyllenhaal – one of my favorite actors these days considering his work in Prisoners and Nightcrawler in particular – is appearing as Mysterio.  I anticipate this as being my last MCU film before taking a significant break, but who knows whether or not that’ll actually happen.

The Lion King (July 19th) – One of the two Disney live-action remakes slated for release this summer, and one of two films that beg the question: is this really something we’re asking for?  The Lion King has an accomplished director in Jon Favreau, and a star-studded cast list that’s too studded to list, but it’s hard for me to get super excited about a story that’s already been told to me, even if the trailer’s CGI looks beyond impressive.  With that in mind, is it even fair to call this a live-action remake?  Food for thought.

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (July 26th) – Of all the films on this list, this may be the one I’m most excited to see.  The reunion of writer/director Quentin Tarantino and Leonardo DiCaprio promises quite a bit, and also features a strong ensemble cast sporting the likes of Margot Robbie (also reuniting with DiCaprio, whom she worked with on The Wolf of Wall Street) and Brad Pitt.

Fast and Furious Presents: Hobbs and Shaw (August 2nd) – I talked about this film a bit here when discussing some of the higher-profile Super Bowl trailers that dropped back in February.  I’m not a Fast and Furious man myself, but for now I’ll just say that that franchise – a franchise that at this point seems to pride itself on ridiculousness and over-the-topness – can seemingly do no wrong, and has no lack of bankable stars in its corner.  In other words, I’m sure this movie will make a billion dollars.

Which of these movies are you most excited to see?  Drop me a comment!